You know you live in the country when a trip to the dump means
you might get some new furniture.
You
know you live in the country when you know how many Vienna Sausages
are in a can
You
know you live in the country when you know what a chigger is.
You
know you live in the country when the nearest big aquarium is
stocked with bait.
You
know you live in the country when you consider duct tape a must
have.
You
know you live in the country when you can hear the neighbors truck
2 miles down the road.
You
know you live in the country when you keep a grease jar on the
stove.
You
know you live in the country when you have flowers planted in
an old bathtub.
You
know you live in the country when you have Hee
Haw on tape.
You
know you live in the country when the biggest thing you ever won
was a 50 pound sack of manure.
